Posted by: armedbear1746 | April 19, 2010

I think Chocolate will be in Heaven.

An old man and his wife died in a tragic airline crash.   Approaching the Pearly Gates, St. Peter looked their admittance up in the book.

“Come on in”, he said, “Let me show you around the place.”    He showed them a huge mansion, telling them this is where they would be staying.  “Which room is ours?” said the old man.    St. Peter explained that the whole mansion was theirs for eternity.   “Must’ve been expensive to build with all that gold!” exclaimed the old man.     “Do not worry, Jesus Christ had paid the price for you”, said St. Peter.

Next they toured the golf course and clubhouse where a grand buffet worthy of kings was laid out.   The old man asked how much the buffet was and St. Peter said  “Do not worry, Jesus Christ had paid the price for you”, said St. Peter.

Later, the old couple is sitting by the pool behind their mansion sipping margaritas and the old man turns to his wife and says “If it wasn’t for you and your dang bran muffins, we could’ve been doing this a LONG TIME AGO!”

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